A good cowman never eats his own beef

Being as the Paiutes had no electricity we did not have any refrigeration so if you wanted meat you had to go out and kill it unless you brought a meat animal with you.

One such animal was Archy, a pig. Archy was an intelligent animal and he liked nothing better than sitting on the couch in front of the fire eating a pie or two. He was strong and difficult to control. Mother fed him in a dish pan which he would finish in ten seconds or less while easily spitting out the onions from one side of his mouth at the same time spitting out the seeds from the other side. Not one seed or onion landed in the dish pan. It was a thing of wonder to watch.

Wherever we went Archy would follow, it was impossible to sneak out or outrun him, Archy was always with us. Once someone saw us fooling around at the Bella Union flats and told the ranger. The ranger replied "Oh that's just the Heyser kids with the pig and hound." We were well known on the mountain.

One day we went to the sawmill and I was talking to someone when Joanne came running up to me while at the same time I heard some piercing screaming. She said that Archy was surrounded. I ran towards the screams and there was Archy in a corner surrounded by five of the biggest, meanest cats you ever saw. These cats said they were going to beat up Archy and they looked as though they could do it. Of course we saved him for the umpteenth time.

We usually walked over five miles and Archy was good for only about three. He had tiny little feet and after a while they would hurt upon which he would lie down in the middle of the road and start screaming, telling every lion in the area there was to be food tonight. We always had to carry Archy home and it was hard as he was heavy. We would take turns carrying him and were usually exhausted by the time we got home. If we had left him on the road mother would have been very unhappy and I think Archy knew it and so just waited to be carried.

Fritz, my bother, wanted to be a provider and he went out early every morning to find a deer to shoot. He had a good spot on a rock pile right above a deer trail and saw many deer, but each time he set his sights on the animal he would get buck fever just looking at those big brown eyes.

One day he came home frightened. While sitting on his rock he heard a fawn calling in fear and saw it running with a wolf right behind it. The wolf however was not having a good time as it was kayaying and looking behind, and there, slashing and leaping, was a doe, a very angry doe, striking out at the wolf with her cookie cutter hooves.

He said he was afraid the doe would return to take him on next. But not long after that, early in the morning we heard a rifle shot and later home comes Fritz, covered with blood, not his own and on his back was a deer. At last we had meat, if wrapped with the pink coverlet during the day, and hung at night it would have lasted us more than a month.

Alas, the law of the hills destroyed our dreams of steak for supper. In the Paiutes meat is very hard to come by, and every one needs meat up there. People depend on one another, except for the cowboys, and people share everything, even their meat, not out of love for others but because one cannot escape from sharing.

You see, when some one butchers an animal the coyotes come out of nowhere and all night long they howl near the site. Since the cabins are miles apart it does not take a genius to figure out who has meat. The next day the guests start arriving, one by one and two by two, "just to see how we are," they say. It does not take long for the conversation to turn to meat and one must share. To not share could be dangerous. Most of the people we shared with did not give us any meat, but still the law of the hills applies. By the end of the day all we had left was a front quarter, enough for stew for a few days.

Now the cowboys had much the same problem, except they tend to rustle one another's cows. When ever Nick butchered a steer he hung out a thirty year old hide with one leg missing to show the other cowmen he had butchered one of his own. But the hide did have his brand on it, a muleshoe L, so no body said anything, out loud at least.

My mother helped out Nick at times so Nick would give her a little meat from time to time, but mother said it always had worms on it. I asked Nick one time why he killed beef that were not his when he had so many of his own and he said "Youngun, a good cowman never eats his own beef."

With all these little problems people on the mountain still had to associate with one another during the day, but by night with stealth, problems were solved or perhaps exacerbated. No one could live on the mountain without neighbors who would help in an emergency and that included some one who might even be trying to kill you from time to time. Up on the mountain you could not choose your friends, you took what was available.

I recall Jerry, a little weasel like man, who lived in a tiny cabin with one room. It was black from smoke and smelled of urine. One day he showed me a coffee can full of gold. Now Jerry did not have a mine. Mother told me the gold was from our place which he took during the winter when we were gone, from surface ore we had here and there. He used his two dogs to pull the sled of ore until he got hungry and ate them. I guess he had to carry the ore himself after that.

One time I asked Jerry what he ate in the winter and he said he made bread from the cambium layer of pine trees. He would dry it and grind it up and make little cakes with it in a coffee can. I don't know how he lived so long, he got cold and hungry and he said some one tried to kill him by putting something white into his coffee can. I notice however that everyone up on the mountain lives a very long time. It's a place of life, no denying it.

Some idiot gave Jerry another dog but the last time I saw Jerry he told me that Glen had shot it. Jerry had killed Glen's dog accidentally he said. Jerry talked like they were going to kill one another. Both men were dangerous and in a place where they could get away with it. There were a number of feuds on the mountain you must be tired of reading about them. So I won't mention them any more.